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Devices warn residents: you're on CCTV
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A "talking knotices" device

PASSERS-BY are to be told they are on CCTV by electronic devices strapped to walls and lampposts.

The small metal boxes, called "talking knotices", are being trialled in High Wycombe and are activated by anyone walking within 20 feet, six metres.

A statement from Wycombe Community Safety Partnership, which bought the devices, said: "The box then broadcasts a pre-recorded voice message to everyone within ear shot."

It said the devices have eight customisable messages which "can be tailored to suit the crime patterns in a particular area".

"A variety of pre-recorded messages will be used to alert people that CCTV is in operation or to remind passers-by to lock cars, hide valuables and look after their mobile phones".

The devices were installed in Bellfield and Baker Street car parks two weeks ago and have met with "puzzled and positive responses from the public".

The statement says: "Generally, people are welcoming the initiative as an innovative and proactive step."

The CSP is to "target particular areas within the district" in the coming months it said.

It said Wycombe is one the first areas to trial the devices after they were used in London, Leicester, Northampton, Bradford, Hull and Immingham, Salford, Redruth, Forest and Dean and the Tees area.

The CSP brings together Wycombe District Council with police, health, county council and probation chiefs.

Councillor Tony Green, responsible for younger and older people on the district council, said: "When we talk with people who live in Wycombe district, crime reduction is always high on their list of ways to improve our area.

"We are always looking for new ways to work towards bringing crime rates down and to promote safer communities."

10:14pm Wednesday 6th August 2008

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Posted by: Ivor on 10:20pm Wed 6 Aug 08
The box then broadcasts a pre-recorded voice message to everyone within ear shot.
Is it April fool's day?!?!

Yet another silly idea paid for out of our Council Tax.

How long will it be before the devices start playing adverts for shops and businesses? Or perhaps I could do an audio blog and get the devices to play that back....

Have you read Ivor’s blog today? Click on the “Opinion” link on the menu on the left then click on “Readers Blogs”.
Posted by: erm, ermsville on 10:43pm Wed 6 Aug 08
I passed one of these boxes today, it said "shut up Ivor"

:)
Posted by: Plus ça change..., Wecanseeucombe... on 11:48pm Wed 6 Aug 08
Would almost make more sense to have them where there is no CCTV...

Why double up?

Sadly, it may be just more noise, in our increasingly noisy world.

Wycombe's lampost-seeking dogs will get a surprise as well!
Posted by: Fuzzy, High Wycombe on 11:55pm Wed 6 Aug 08
this country really is getting worse
Posted by: chris toff, South Bucks on 12:02am Thu 7 Aug 08
Passers-by are being told they are on CCTV by electronic devices strapped to walls and lampposts.Not in High Wycombe there not !! Both Car parks DO NOT have cctv camera s in them!! as anyone who parks there will tell you. The boxes are warning motorists "not to leave Valuables in their vehicles" Dont know where the Bfp gets it s stories from but maybe they should take a trip out to one of the carparks and listen to the message before printing Bulshit !!!!!
Posted by: Lo_Wycombe, Bowerdean Rd on 10:51am Thu 7 Aug 08
I trust this message will be broadcast in the following languages, otherwise it will be racist;

Afrikaans:

South Africa (with English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Albanian:

Republic of Albania
Republic of Kosovo (with Serbian)
Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Croatian)
Amharic:

Ethiopia
Arabic:

Algeria
Bahrain
Chad (with French)
Comoros (with French and Comorian)
Djibouti (with French)
Egypt
Eritrea (with Tigrignan)
Iraq
Israel (with Hebrew)
Jordan
Kuwait
Lebanon
Libya
Mauritania
Morocco
Oman
Palestinian Authority
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Somalia (with Somali)
Sudan
Syria
Tunisia
United Arab Emirates
Western Sahara
Yemen
Armenian:

Armenia
Assamese:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Assam
Aymara:

Bolivia (with Spanish and Quechua)
Peru (with Spanish and Quechua)
Azeri:

Azerbaijan

Belarusian:

Belarus (with Russian)
Bengali:

Bangladesh
India (with 22 other official languages)
Tripura
West Bengal
Bislama:

Vanuatu
Bosnian:

Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Croatian, Serbian)
Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Albanian and Croatian)
Serbia (in the region of Sandžak)
Bulgarian:

Bulgaria
Burmese:

Myanmar
Catalan:

Andorra
Chinese (see also Sinitic languages):

Republic of China in Taiwan (Mandarin is spoken, Traditional Chinese is written; Mandarin is designated as national language)
People's Republic of China (varieties of Chinese languages are spoken, Simplified Chinese is written, Mandarin is designated as national language)
Hong Kong (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with English)
Macau (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with Portuguese)
Singapore (Mandarin is spoken, Simplified Chinese is written.) (With English, Malay and Tamil)
Croatian

Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Bosnian, Serbian)
Croatia
part of Serbia
Vojvodina (with Serbian, Hungarian, Romanian, Slovak and Ruthenian)
Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Albanian)
Czech:

Czech Republic
Danish

Denmark
Faroe Islands (with Faroese)
Greenland (with Kalaallisut)
Dari:

Afghanistan (with Pashto)
Dhivehi:

Maldives
Dutch:

Belgium (sole official language in Flanders, with French in Brussels)
The Netherlands (sole official language in every province except Friesland, where West Frisian is co-official)
Aruba (with Papiamento)
Netherlands Antilles (with English and Papiamento)
Suriname
Dzongkha:

Bhutan
English (see also List of countries where English is an official language):

Antigua and Barbuda
Australia (de facto)
Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Botswana (but the national language is Tswana)
Canada (with French)
Cameroon (with French)
Dominica
Fiji (with Bau Fijian and Hindustani)
part of the People's Republic of China
Hong Kong (with Chinese)
The Gambia
Ghana
Grenada (with French creole)
Guyana
India (with 22 other official languages)
Republic of Ireland (with Irish)
Jamaica
Kenya (with Swahili)
Kiribati
Lesotho (with Sotho)
Liberia
Madagascar (with Malagasy and English)
Malawi (with Chichewa)
Malta (with Maltese)
Mauritius (with French)
Micronesia
Namibia
Netherlands Antilles (with Dutch and Papiamento)
New Zealand (with Māori and New Zealand Sign Language)
Nigeria
Pakistan (with Urdu as the national language)
Philippines (with Filipino)
Palau (with Palauan and Japanese)
Papua New Guinea (with Tok Pisin and Motu)
Rwanda (with French and Kinyarwanda)
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia (with French creole)
St. Vincent and the Grenadines (with French creole)
Samoa (with Samoan)
Seychelles (with Creole, French)
Sierra Leone
Singapore (with Chinese, Malay, Tamil)
Solomon Islands
South Africa (with Afrikaans, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Swaziland (with Swati)
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
Uganda (with Swahili)
United Kingdom (de facto)
United States (de facto)
Vanuatu (with Bislama and French)
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Estonian:

Estonia
Fijian

Fiji (with English and Hindustani)
Filipino:

Philippines (with English)
Finnish:

Finland (with Swedish)
French (see also List of countries where French is an official language):

Belgium (with Dutch and German)
Benin
Burkina Faso
Burundi (with Kirundi)
Cameroon (with English)
Canada (with English)
Central African Republic
Chad (with Arabic)
Comoros (with Arabic and Comorian)
Côte d'Ivoire
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Djibouti (with Arabic)
Equatorial Guinea (with Spanish)
France
French Guyana
French Polynesia
French Loyalty Islands
French Southern and Antarctic Lands
Scattered islands in the Indian Ocean
Guadeloupe
Martinique
Mayotte
New Caledonia
Réunion
Saint Barthélemy
Saint Martin
Saint Pierre et Miquelon
Wallis and Futuna
(Adelie land)
(Clipperton Island)
Gabon
Guernsey (with English)
Guinea
Haiti (with Haitian Creole)
part of Italy
the Aosta Valley (with Italian)
Jersey (with English)
Luxembourg (with German and Luxembourgish)
Madagascar (with Malagasy and English)
Mali
Mauritius
Monaco
Niger
Republic of the Congo
Rwanda (with English and Kinyarwanda)
Senegal
Seychelles (with English)
Saint Lucia (with English)
Switzerland (with German, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch)
Geneva
Vaud
Jura
Neuchâtel
Fribourg (with German)
Bern (with German)
Valais (with German)
Togo
Vanuatu (with Bislama and English)
Frisian (West):

The Netherlands (with Dutch)
Gagauz:

Moldova (with Moldovan, Russian and Ukrainian)
Georgian:

Georgia
German:

Austria
Belgium (with Dutch and French)
Germany
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg (with French and Luxembourgish)
Italy
Province of Bolzano-Bozen (together with Italian and Ladin)
Switzerland (with French, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch)
17 of the 26 cantons (monolingually German)
Graubünden (with Italian and Romansh)
Bern (with French)
Fribourg (with French)
Valais (with French)
Greek:

Greece
Cyprus (with Turkish)
Guaraní

Paraguay (with Spanish)
Gujarati:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Dadra and Nagar Haveli
Daman and Diu
Gujarat
Haitian Creole:

Haiti (with French)
Hebrew:

Israel (with Arabic)
Hindi

India (with 22 other official languages)
Fiji (with English and Bau Fijian; known constitutionally as Hindustani as an umbrella term to cover Urdu, as well as Hindi.)
Hiri Motu:

Papua New Guinea (with English and Tok Pisin)
Hungarian:

Hungary
part of Slovakia
part of Serbia
Vojvodina (with Croatian, Serbian, Romanian, Slovak and Ruthenian)
part of Romania
part of Ukraina
part of Austria

Icelandic:

Iceland
Indonesian:

Indonesia
Irish Gaelic is the national and first official language of:

Ireland (with English)
Italian:

Eritrea
Italy
Switzerland (with German and French)
Ticino
Graubünden (with German and Rhaeto-Romansh)
San Marino
Vatican City (with Latin)
part of Croatia
Istria county (with Croatian)
part of Slovenia
Izola, Koper and Piran municipalities (with Slovene)
Japanese:

Japan (de facto)
Part of Palau
Angaur (with Angaur and English)
Kannada:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Karnataka
Kashmiri:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Jammu and Kashmir
Kazakh:

Kazakhstan (with Russian)
part of the People's Republic of China
Ili, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Barkol, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Mori, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Khmer:

Cambodia
Korean:

Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Republic of Korea
part of the People's Republic of China with Chinese (Mandarin)
Changbai (Jangbaek, Changbaek)
Yanbian (Yeonbyeon,Yŏnb
yŏn)
Kurdish:

Iraq (with Arabic)
Kyrgyz:

Kyrgyzstan (with Russian)
part of the People's Republic of China
Kizilsu (with Chinese (Mandarin))
Lao:

Laos
Latvian:

Latvia
Lithuanian:

Lithuania
Luxembourgish:

Luxembourg (with French and German)
Macedonian:

Republic of Macedonia
part of Albania
Korçë (with Albanian)
Malagasy:

Madagascar (with French and English)
Malay:

Malaysia
Brunei
Singapore (with English, Chinese and Tamil)
Malayalam:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Kerala
Pondicherry
Lakshadweep
Maltese:

Malta (with English)
Kunsill Nazzjonali ta' l-Ilsien Malti
Akkademja tal-Malti
Māori:

New Zealand (with English and New Zealand Sign Language)
Marathi:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Maharashtra
Moldovan (identical to Romanian according to the law of Moldova)

Moldova
Mongolian

Mongolia
part of the People's Republic of China
Inner Mongolia, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Haixi, with Tibetan and Chinese (Mandarin)
Bortala, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Bayin'gholin, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Dorbod, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Qian Gorlos, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Harqin Left, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Fuxin, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Weichang, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Subei, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Henan, with Chinese (Mandarin)
Montenegrin:

Montenegro (with Serbian, Bosnian, Albanian and Croatian)
Ndebele:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Zimbabwe (with English and Shona)
Nepali:

Nepal
India (with 22 other official languages)
Sikkim
West Bengal
New Zealand Sign Language:

New Zealand (alongside Māori and English)
Northern Sotho:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Norwegian:

Norway (two official written forms - Bokmål and Nynorsk)
Oriya:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Orissa
Papiamento

Aruba (with Dutch)
Netherlands Antilles (with English and Dutch)
Pashto:

Afghanistan (with Dari)
Pakistan (Official language of NWFP)
Persian:

Iran
Afghanistan (called Dari-Persian in Afghanistan) (with Pashto)
Tajikistan (called Tajiki-Persian in Tajikistan)
Polish:

Poland
Portuguese:

Angola
Brazil
Cape Verde
East Timor (with Tetum)
Equatorial Guinea (since July 13, 2007) (with Spanish and French)
Guinea-Bissau
part of the People's Republic of China
Macau (with Chinese)
Mozambique
Portugal
São Tomé and Príncipe
Punjabi:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Punjab
Delhi
Quechua

Bolivia (with Spanish and Aymara)
Peru (with Spanish and Aymara)
Romanian:

Romania
Moldova (official called Moldovan, although identical to Romanian according to the law of Moldova)
part of Serbia
Vojvodina (with Croatian, Serbian, Hungarian, Slovak and Ruthenian)
|Rhaeto-Romansh:

Switzerland (with German, French, and Italian)
Graubünden (with German and Italian)
Russian:

Russia (in some regions together with regional languages)
Belarus (with Belarusian)
Kazakhstan (with Kazakh)
Kyrgyzstan (with Kyrgyz)
Moldova (with Moldovan, Ukrainian and Gagauz)
Sanskrit:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Serbian:

Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Bosnian, Croatian)
Serbia
Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Bosnian, Albanian, and Croatian)
Kosovo (with Albanian)
Shona:

Zimbabwe (with English and Ndebele)
Sindhi:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Pakistan (Official language in the Province of Sindh along with Urdu and English)
Sinhala:

Sri Lanka (with Tamil, and with English as a link language)
Slovak

Slovakia
part of Serbia
Vojvodina (with Croatian, Serbian, Hungarian, Romanian and Ruthenian)
Slovene:

Slovenia
part of Italy
Friuli-Venezia Giulia (with Italian)
part of Austria
Carinthia (with German)
Somali:

Somalia
Sotho:

Lesotho (with English)
South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Spanish:

Argentina
Bolivia (with Aymara and Quechua)
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Cuba
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea (with French and Portuguese)
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico (de facto)
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay (with Guaraní)
Peru (with Aymara and Quechua)
Spain (Aranese, Basque, Catalan, and Galician are co-official in some regions)
Uruguay
Venezuela
Swahili:

Kenya (with English)
Tanzania (de facto)
Uganda (since 2005; with English)
Swati:

Swaziland (with English)
South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Swedish:

Sweden (de facto)
Finland (with Finnish)
Åland (monolingually Swedish) (an autonomous province under Finnish sovereignty)
Tajik:

Tajikistan
part of the People's Republic of China
Taxkorgan (with Chinese (Mandarin))
Tamil:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Andaman and Nicobar Islands
Pondicherry
Tamil Nadu
Singapore (with English, Chinese and Malay)
Sri Lanka (with Sinhala, and with English as a link language)
Telugu:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Andhra Pradesh
Pondicherry
Tetum:

East Timor (with Portuguese)
Thai:

Thailand
Tok Pisin:

Papua New Guinea (with English and Motu)
Tsonga:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Tswana:

Botswana (with English)
South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu)
Turkish:

Turkey
Cyprus (with Greek)
Turkmen:

Turkmenistan
Ukrainian:

Ukraine
Moldova (with Moldovan, Russian and Gagauz)
Urdu:

India (with 22 other official languages)
Jammu and Kashmir
Delhi Territory
Uttar Pradesh state
Pakistan (with English, Pothowari, Punjabi, Kashmiri (Koshur), Pashto, Sindhi, Siraiki, Balochi and Brahui)
Fiji (with Englishand Bau Fijian; known constitutionally as Hindustani as an umbrella term to cover Urdu, as well as Hindi.)
Uzbek:

Uzbekistan
Venda:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Xhosa, Zulu)
Vietnamese:

Vietnam
Welsh:

United Kingdom (Wales) (with English)
Xhosa:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Zulu)
Yiddish:

Russia (only in Jewish Autonomous Oblast, with Russian)
Zulu:

South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa)
Posted by: Plus ça change..., Noisycombe on 11:18am Thu 7 Aug 08
None of those.

Just Wycombese.
Posted by: wayne, wycombe on 11:56am Thu 7 Aug 08
Councillor Tony Green, a CONSERVATIVE councillor (d!ckhead) who should be ashamed of himself. This 'idea' is evident that the lunatics really have taken over the asylum.

Secondly, no wonder the Police do not wish to investigate the Council for fraud, when they have become Partners.
Posted by: tom, marlow on 12:17pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Lo_Wycombe, I suspect you have too much time on your hands :-))
Posted by: motco, Beaconsfield on 12:22pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Pretty soon it will broadcast the Thoughts of Chairman Gordon Brown, and play uplifting music to urge the masses to strive for the Collective Good. Orwell would be smiling wryly in his grave.
Posted by: acjy1985, high wycombe on 12:27pm Thu 7 Aug 08
I hope that list of languages was cut and pasted. How long before the boxes are treated as targets for stone throwing chavs?
Posted by: Lo_Wycombe, Bowerdean Rd on 12:28pm Thu 7 Aug 08
I hope that list of languages was cut and pasted. How long before the boxes are treated as targets for stone throwing chavs?

yes appolgies, I cut n pasted from wikipedia
Posted by: Merge in Turn on 12:28pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Lo_Wycombe wrote:
I trust this message will be broadcast in the following languages, otherwise it will be racist; Afrikaans: South Africa (with English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Albanian: Republic of Albania Republic of Kosovo (with Serbian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Croatian) Amharic: Ethiopia Arabic: Algeria Bahrain Chad (with French) Comoros (with French and Comorian) Djibouti (with French) Egypt Eritrea (with Tigrignan) Iraq Israel (with Hebrew) Jordan Kuwait Lebanon Libya Mauritania Morocco Oman Palestinian Authority Qatar Saudi Arabia Somalia (with Somali) Sudan Syria Tunisia United Arab Emirates Western Sahara Yemen Armenian: Armenia Assamese: India (with 22 other official languages) Assam Aymara: Bolivia (with Spanish and Quechua) Peru (with Spanish and Quechua) Azeri: Azerbaijan Belarusian: Belarus (with Russian) Bengali: Bangladesh India (with 22 other official languages) Tripura West Bengal Bislama: Vanuatu Bosnian: Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Croatian, Serbian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Albanian and Croatian) Serbia (in the region of Sandžak) Bulgarian: Bulgaria Burmese: Myanmar Catalan: Andorra Chinese (see also Sinitic languages): Republic of China in Taiwan (Mandarin is spoken, Traditional Chinese is written; Mandarin is designated as national language) People's Republic of China (varieties of Chinese languages are spoken, Simplified Chinese is written, Mandarin is designated as national language) Hong Kong (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with English) Macau (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with Portuguese) Singapore (Mandarin is spoken, Simplified Chinese is written.) (With English, Malay and Tamil) Croatian Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Bosnian, Serbian) Croatia part of Serbia Vojvodina (with Serbian, Hungarian, Romanian, Slovak and Ruthenian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Albanian) Czech: Czech Republic Danish Denmark Faroe Islands (with Faroese) Greenland (with Kalaallisut) Dari: Afghanistan (with Pashto) Dhivehi: Maldives Dutch: Belgium (sole official language in Flanders, with French in Brussels) The Netherlands (sole official language in every province except Friesland, where West Frisian is co-official) Aruba (with Papiamento) Netherlands Antilles (with English and Papiamento) Suriname Dzongkha: Bhutan English (see also List of countries where English is an official language): Antigua and Barbuda Australia (de facto) Bahamas Barbados Belize Botswana (but the national language is Tswana) Canada (with French) Cameroon (with French) Dominica Fiji (with Bau Fijian and Hindustani) part of the People's Republic of China Hong Kong (with Chinese) The Gambia Ghana Grenada (with French creole) Guyana India (with 22 other official languages) Republic of Ireland (with Irish) Jamaica Kenya (with Swahili) Kiribati Lesotho (with Sotho) Liberia Madagascar (with Malagasy and English) Malawi (with Chichewa) Malta (with Maltese) Mauritius (with French) Micronesia Namibia Netherlands Antilles (with Dutch and Papiamento) New Zealand (with Māori and New Zealand Sign Language) Nigeria Pakistan (with Urdu as the national language) Philippines (with Filipino) Palau (with Palauan and Japanese) Papua New Guinea (with Tok Pisin and Motu) Rwanda (with French and Kinyarwanda) St. Kitts and Nevis St. Lucia (with French creole) St. Vincent and the Grenadines (with French creole) Samoa (with Samoan) Seychelles (with Creole, French) Sierra Leone Singapore (with Chinese, Malay, Tamil) Solomon Islands South Africa (with Afrikaans, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Swaziland (with Swati) Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu Uganda (with Swahili) United Kingdom (de facto) United States (de facto) Vanuatu (with Bislama and French) Zambia Zimbabwe Estonian: Estonia Fijian Fiji (with English and Hindustani) Filipino: Philippines (with English) Finnish: Finland (with Swedish) French (see also List of countries where French is an official language): Belgium (with Dutch and German) Benin Burkina Faso Burundi (with Kirundi) Cameroon (with English) Canada (with English) Central African Republic Chad (with Arabic) Comoros (with Arabic and Comorian) Côte d'Ivoire Democratic Republic of the Congo Djibouti (with Arabic) Equatorial Guinea (with Spanish) France French Guyana French Polynesia French Loyalty Islands French Southern and Antarctic Lands Scattered islands in the Indian Ocean Guadeloupe Martinique Mayotte New Caledonia Réunion Saint Barthélemy Saint Martin Saint Pierre et Miquelon Wallis and Futuna (Adelie land) (Clipperton Island) Gabon Guernsey (with English) Guinea Haiti (with Haitian Creole) part of Italy the Aosta Valley (with Italian) Jersey (with English) Luxembourg (with German and Luxembourgish) Madagascar (with Malagasy and English) Mali Mauritius Monaco Niger Republic of the Congo Rwanda (with English and Kinyarwanda) Senegal Seychelles (with English) Saint Lucia (with English) Switzerland (with German, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch) Geneva Vaud Jura Neuchâtel Fribourg (with German) Bern (with German) Valais (with German) Togo Vanuatu (with Bislama and English) Frisian (West): The Netherlands (with Dutch) Gagauz: Moldova (with Moldovan, Russian and Ukrainian) Georgian: Georgia German: Austria Belgium (with Dutch and French) Germany Liechtenstein Luxembourg (with French and Luxembourgish) Italy Province of Bolzano-Bozen (together with Italian and Ladin) Switzerland (with French, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch) 17 of the 26 cantons (monolingually German) Graubünden (with Italian and Romansh) Bern (with French) Fribourg (with French) Valais (with French) Greek: Greece Cyprus (with Turkish) Guaraní Paraguay (with Spanish) Gujarati: India (with 22 other official languages) Dadra and Nagar Haveli Daman and Diu Gujarat Haitian Creole: Haiti (with French) Hebrew: Israel (with Arabic) Hindi India (with 22 other official languages) Fiji (with English and Bau Fijian; known constitutionally as Hindustani as an umbrella term to cover Urdu, as well as Hindi.) 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Uzbek: Uzbekistan Venda: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Xhosa, Zulu) Vietnamese: Vietnam Welsh: United Kingdom (Wales) (with English) Xhosa: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Zulu) Yiddish: Russia (only in Jewish Autonomous Oblast, with Russian) Zulu: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa)
You missed out drunken gibberish.
Posted by: David St, High Wycombe on 12:32pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Perhaps a better idea would be for the CCTV operators to be able to speak live to add as a deterent i.e. "Hoodie trying to break into red ford focus. Assistance is on the way"
Posted by: Regredkite, Marlow on 12:48pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Cameras dont work my car my little old, has been interfeared with many times in car parks,it cant speak,the cameras cant see so were are we,Should i make rude signs and shout back.I'm lost,
Posted by: Icarvs, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on 12:51pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Perhaps a better idea would be for the CCTV operators to be able to speak live to add as a deterent i.e. "Hoodie trying to break into red ford focus. Assistance is on the way"


This could be a good use for it!
Posted by: Icarvs, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on 12:57pm Thu 7 Aug 08
the cameras cant see so were are we


The technicians will fix it as soon as possible, mate.
Posted by: Regredkite, Marlow on 1:02pm Thu 7 Aug 08
If my Little old is damaged much more, Ill be Charged with Fly tipping,
Posted by: Regredkite, Marlow on 1:06pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Sorry Im in a bit of a Tiss wass,
Posted by: paulc, Amersham on 1:21pm Thu 7 Aug 08
regredkite: you're wanted in the 'common spelling mistakes' story comments.
Posted by: paulc, Amersham on 1:22pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Merge in Turn wrote:
Lo_Wycombe wrote: I trust this message will be broadcast in the following languages, otherwise it will be racist; Afrikaans: South Africa (with English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Albanian: Republic of Albania Republic of Kosovo (with Serbian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Croatian) Amharic: Ethiopia Arabic: Algeria Bahrain Chad (with French) Comoros (with French and Comorian) Djibouti (with French) Egypt Eritrea (with Tigrignan) Iraq Israel (with Hebrew) Jordan Kuwait Lebanon Libya Mauritania Morocco Oman Palestinian Authority Qatar Saudi Arabia Somalia (with Somali) Sudan Syria Tunisia United Arab Emirates Western Sahara Yemen Armenian: Armenia Assamese: India (with 22 other official languages) Assam Aymara: Bolivia (with Spanish and Quechua) Peru (with Spanish and Quechua) Azeri: Azerbaijan Belarusian: Belarus (with Russian) Bengali: Bangladesh India (with 22 other official languages) Tripura West Bengal Bislama: Vanuatu Bosnian: Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Croatian, Serbian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Albanian and Croatian) Serbia (in the region of Sandžak) Bulgarian: Bulgaria Burmese: Myanmar Catalan: Andorra Chinese (see also Sinitic languages): Republic of China in Taiwan (Mandarin is spoken, Traditional Chinese is written; Mandarin is designated as national language) People's Republic of China (varieties of Chinese languages are spoken, Simplified Chinese is written, Mandarin is designated as national language) Hong Kong (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with English) Macau (Cantonese is spoken de facto, Traditional Chinese is written; co-official with Portuguese) Singapore (Mandarin is spoken, Simplified Chinese is written.) (With English, Malay and Tamil) Croatian Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Bosnian, Serbian) Croatia part of Serbia Vojvodina (with Serbian, Hungarian, Romanian, Slovak and Ruthenian) Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Serbian, Bosnian and Albanian) Czech: Czech Republic Danish Denmark Faroe Islands (with Faroese) Greenland (with Kalaallisut) Dari: Afghanistan (with Pashto) Dhivehi: Maldives Dutch: Belgium (sole official language in Flanders, with French in Brussels) The Netherlands (sole official language in every province except Friesland, where West Frisian is co-official) Aruba (with Papiamento) Netherlands Antilles (with English and Papiamento) Suriname Dzongkha: Bhutan English (see also List of countries where English is an official language): Antigua and Barbuda Australia (de facto) Bahamas Barbados Belize Botswana (but the national language is Tswana) Canada (with French) Cameroon (with French) Dominica Fiji (with Bau Fijian and Hindustani) part of the People's Republic of China Hong Kong (with Chinese) The Gambia Ghana Grenada (with French creole) Guyana India (with 22 other official languages) Republic of Ireland (with Irish) Jamaica Kenya (with Swahili) Kiribati Lesotho (with Sotho) Liberia Madagascar (with Malagasy and English) Malawi (with Chichewa) Malta (with Maltese) Mauritius (with French) Micronesia Namibia Netherlands Antilles (with Dutch and Papiamento) New Zealand (with Māori and New Zealand Sign Language) Nigeria Pakistan (with Urdu as the national language) Philippines (with Filipino) Palau (with Palauan and Japanese) Papua New Guinea (with Tok Pisin and Motu) Rwanda (with French and Kinyarwanda) St. Kitts and Nevis St. Lucia (with French creole) St. Vincent and the Grenadines (with French creole) Samoa (with Samoan) Seychelles (with Creole, French) Sierra Leone Singapore (with Chinese, Malay, Tamil) Solomon Islands South Africa (with Afrikaans, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Swaziland (with Swati) Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tuvalu Uganda (with Swahili) United Kingdom (de facto) United States (de facto) Vanuatu (with Bislama and French) Zambia Zimbabwe Estonian: Estonia Fijian Fiji (with English and Hindustani) Filipino: Philippines (with English) Finnish: Finland (with Swedish) French (see also List of countries where French is an official language): Belgium (with Dutch and German) Benin Burkina Faso Burundi (with Kirundi) Cameroon (with English) Canada (with English) Central African Republic Chad (with Arabic) Comoros (with Arabic and Comorian) Côte d'Ivoire Democratic Republic of the Congo Djibouti (with Arabic) Equatorial Guinea (with Spanish) France French Guyana French Polynesia French Loyalty Islands French Southern and Antarctic Lands Scattered islands in the Indian Ocean Guadeloupe Martinique Mayotte New Caledonia Réunion Saint Barthélemy Saint Martin Saint Pierre et Miquelon Wallis and Futuna (Adelie land) (Clipperton Island) Gabon Guernsey (with English) Guinea Haiti (with Haitian Creole) part of Italy the Aosta Valley (with Italian) Jersey (with English) Luxembourg (with German and Luxembourgish) Madagascar (with Malagasy and English) Mali Mauritius Monaco Niger Republic of the Congo Rwanda (with English and Kinyarwanda) Senegal Seychelles (with English) Saint Lucia (with English) Switzerland (with German, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch) Geneva Vaud Jura Neuchâtel Fribourg (with German) Bern (with German) Valais (with German) Togo Vanuatu (with Bislama and English) Frisian (West): The Netherlands (with Dutch) Gagauz: Moldova (with Moldovan, Russian and Ukrainian) Georgian: Georgia German: Austria Belgium (with Dutch and French) Germany Liechtenstein Luxembourg (with French and Luxembourgish) Italy Province of Bolzano-Bozen (together with Italian and Ladin) Switzerland (with French, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansch) 17 of the 26 cantons (monolingually German) Graubünden (with Italian and Romansh) Bern (with French) Fribourg (with French) Valais (with French) Greek: Greece Cyprus (with Turkish) Guaraní Paraguay (with Spanish) Gujarati: India (with 22 other official languages) Dadra and Nagar Haveli Daman and Diu Gujarat Haitian Creole: Haiti (with French) Hebrew: Israel (with Arabic) Hindi India (with 22 other official languages) Fiji (with English and Bau Fijian; known constitutionally as Hindustani as an umbrella term to cover Urdu, as well as Hindi.) 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Bokmål and Nynorsk) Oriya: India (with 22 other official languages) Orissa Papiamento Aruba (with Dutch) Netherlands Antilles (with English and Dutch) Pashto: Afghanistan (with Dari) Pakistan (Official language of NWFP) Persian: Iran Afghanistan (called Dari-Persian in Afghanistan) (with Pashto) Tajikistan (called Tajiki-Persian in Tajikistan) Polish: Poland Portuguese: Angola Brazil Cape Verde East Timor (with Tetum) Equatorial Guinea (since July 13, 2007) (with Spanish and French) Guinea-Bissau part of the People's Republic of China Macau (with Chinese) Mozambique Portugal São Tomé and Príncipe Punjabi: India (with 22 other official languages) Punjab Delhi Quechua Bolivia (with Spanish and Aymara) Peru (with Spanish and Aymara) Romanian: Romania Moldova (official called Moldovan, although identical to Romanian according to the law of Moldova) part of Serbia Vojvodina (with Croatian, Serbian, Hungarian, Slovak and Ruthenian) |Rhaeto-Romansh: Switzerland (with German, French, and Italian) Graubünden (with German and Italian) Russian: Russia (in some regions together with regional languages) Belarus (with Belarusian) Kazakhstan (with Kazakh) Kyrgyzstan (with Kyrgyz) Moldova (with Moldovan, Ukrainian and Gagauz) Sanskrit: India (with 22 other official languages) Serbian: Bosnia and Herzegovina (with Bosnian, Croatian) Serbia Montenegro (with Montenegrin, Bosnian, Albanian, and Croatian) Kosovo (with Albanian) Shona: Zimbabwe (with English and Ndebele) Sindhi: India (with 22 other official languages) Pakistan (Official language in the Province of Sindh along with Urdu and English) Sinhala: Sri Lanka (with Tamil, and with English as a link language) Slovak Slovakia part of Serbia Vojvodina (with Croatian, Serbian, Hungarian, Romanian and Ruthenian) Slovene: Slovenia part of Italy Friuli-Venezia Giulia (with Italian) part of Austria Carinthia (with German) Somali: Somalia Sotho: Lesotho (with English) South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Spanish: Argentina Bolivia (with Aymara and Quechua) Chile Colombia Costa Rica Cuba Dominican Republic Ecuador El Salvador Equatorial Guinea (with French and Portuguese) Guatemala Honduras Mexico (de facto) Nicaragua Panama Paraguay (with Guaraní) Peru (with Aymara and Quechua) Spain (Aranese, Basque, Catalan, and Galician are co-official in some regions) Uruguay Venezuela Swahili: Kenya (with English) Tanzania (de facto) Uganda (since 2005; with English) Swati: Swaziland (with English) South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Swedish: Sweden (de facto) Finland (with Finnish) Åland (monolingually Swedish) (an autonomous province under Finnish sovereignty) Tajik: Tajikistan part of the People's Republic of China Taxkorgan (with Chinese (Mandarin)) Tamil: India (with 22 other official languages) Andaman and Nicobar Islands Pondicherry Tamil Nadu Singapore (with English, Chinese and Malay) Sri Lanka (with Sinhala, and with English as a link language) Telugu: India (with 22 other official languages) Andhra Pradesh Pondicherry Tetum: East Timor (with Portuguese) Thai: Thailand Tok Pisin: Papua New Guinea (with English and Motu) Tsonga: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Tswana: Botswana (with English) South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Venda, Xhosa, Zulu) Turkish: Turkey Cyprus (with Greek) Turkmen: Turkmenistan Ukrainian: Ukraine Moldova (with Moldovan, Russian and Gagauz) Urdu: India (with 22 other official languages) Jammu and Kashmir Delhi Territory Uttar Pradesh state Pakistan (with English, Pothowari, Punjabi, Kashmiri (Koshur), Pashto, Sindhi, Siraiki, Balochi and Brahui) Fiji (with Englishand Bau Fijian; known constitutionally as Hindustani as an umbrella term to cover Urdu, as well as Hindi.) Uzbek: Uzbekistan Venda: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Xhosa, Zulu) Vietnamese: Vietnam Welsh: United Kingdom (Wales) (with English) Xhosa: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Zulu) Yiddish: Russia (only in Jewish Autonomous Oblast, with Russian) Zulu: South Africa (with Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa)
You missed out drunken gibberish.
Was it really necessary to quote the entire list?
Posted by: OneArmJack on 1:50pm Thu 7 Aug 08
Have they changed the clocks to strike thirteen too?
Posted by: erm, ermsville on 2:14pm Thu 7 Aug 08